uhrijuhnl:

Fun Fact: The answer to “The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.” is that the person is lying when saying both sentences. It’s only a paradox if you believe what they say.

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methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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towritepoems:

do I turn you on yeah yeah yeah

towritepoems:

do I turn you on yeah yeah yeah

When you need to stop an asteroid, you get Superman. When you need to solve a mystery, you call Batman. But when you need to end a war, you get Wonder Woman.

Gail Simone, Wonder Woman: The Circle

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jerusalemsunrise:

scatter—the—nuns:

venneh:

werewolf—barmitzvah:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

audreyii-fic:

"Ghostbusters" starring Mindy Kaling, America Ferrera, Aubrey Plaza, and Rebel Wilson

YES YES YES

I have a boner for this RN

GIVE IT TO ME.

COULD NOT HAVE CAST IT BETTER MYSELF

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skimmingoffthecream:

i think gideon is having an eventful day

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john-robbie:

How Ariana gonna show me how to graduate if she ain’t even graduate herself yet?

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