revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

(via lookingforaura)

lolstersunite:

shinynyasupa:

iisarin:

shinynyasupa:

princesslinkk:

shinynyasupa:

How long does it take to grow a lesbian

5-6 business days

Thank you i can finally start my garden

What just happened here

Agriculture

i said “how long does it take to grow a lesbian” to my dad and he pointed at me and said “13 years so far”

(via wish511)

thetolqueen:

When I’m somewhere and a bunch of little kids start running around:

(via yvettesglitter)

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

(via yvettesglitter)

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(via dailysexualfrustration)

jlnicegirl:

clothinthesand:

inconveniencewhitepeople:

21st century circlejerk

image

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imageGlad to see JC Penney took its mistakes in stride

That is the way to recover

(via wish511)

thejinglegatsby:

"not all feminists are fat, hairy, lesbians"

ok

but like

why is being a “fat, hairy lesbian” a bad thing

why do u feel the need to throw other women under the bus to defend feminism

(via yvettesglitter)

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

(via yvettesglitter)